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Dec. 5th, 2009

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Currently working on the baby shower. Realized I haven't been on here in like, a billion years. I can't bring myself to delete this account, so I'm just saying, if you're looking for me, I'm on facebook. I'll probably be back eventually.

Sep. 6th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

Writer's Block: Home Remedies

When you get sick or have a cold, what's your favorite remedy to make you feel better?


Ginger ale and salt and vinegar chips or lime popsicles, depending on how sick I am.

Aug. 17th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

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So, I can finally shout it from the rooftops....I'M GOING TO BE A BIOLOGICAL AUNTIE!!!!

Aug. 12th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

Writer's Block: Proven by Science

Do you believe everything has a scientific explanation?


No.

And neither does my dragon.

Jul. 19th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

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So, I didn't punch him in the crotch. I didn't even talk to him. I hid and ran away, then looked at his facebook page for the millionth time and cried.
I am loser/pathetic/stalker/troll. I'm like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction without the ambition and openly homicidal tendencies.

Jul. 13th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

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Very shitty day. I'm fat. Not just fat, but morbidly obese enough to qualify for gastric bipass. 215, ladies and gentlemen. The fattest I've ever been in my whole life.
My test results for my hormones are all off but my doctor doesn't have time to see me to straighten it out for another 2 weeks. I'm exhausted all the time and yet the panic attacks are worse. I've broken out in this weird, psoriasis/fungal rash on my forehead. My teeth are jacked up and my head really, really hurts. My disability insurance got screwed up by my doctor and is still not straightened out, so of course, my car died, and will probably need repairs far more costly than the current value of said car.
Fuck. I feel so ill. I'm stupid, fat, ugly as hell and broke.

Jun. 26th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

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Question: When your ex posts on Facebook that he has been 'shot by Cupid's arrow' (exact words), are you within your rights to kick said ex in the testicles several times the next time you meet?

Jun. 25th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

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Fuck this shit, I'm going to Disneyland!

...On July 4, that is.

Jun. 3rd, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

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I think if I had a good night's sleep in a deprivation tank or something, I'd feel a bit more myself.

May. 17th, 2009

kitty, happy, full, awesome

Writer's Block: Look at Me/Don't Look at Me

Do you seek attention or hide from it?



HAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......

phew. LJ, I needed that. Thanks.

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